Daily Bread #328 "Night Sludge"

It's 3am on a Tuesday and the same Kesha song has been on repeat for over 5 hours. You have fallen and you can't get up. The floor is covered in a sticky sludge, you are stuck. Glitter is raining down and accumulates on your face. You can't breathe without inhaling glitter. You slowly asphyxiate, wishing you had Life Alert.

100% real bread that has been fully dehydrated before being soaked and coated in epoxy resin to prevent mold. All breads have a sawtooth hanger on the back for easy hanging!