Daily Bread #169 "Uncircumcised Bread"

Someone please tell this bread that wearing a turtleneck doesn't make it uncircumcised. It just makes this bread look like a worm. It does look cozy though...

100% real bread that has been fully dehydrated before being soaked and coated in epoxy resin to prevent mold. This bread has a sawtooth hanger on the back for easy hanging!