Daily Bread #143 "Bland Blue"

Boohoo bland blue. Whatcha gonna do, sue me? You are a piece of bread, you can't get legal representation in the US. Or can you? Can someone let me know? This bread knows more about the legal system than I do.

100% real bread that has been fully dehydrated before being soaked and coated in epoxy resin. This bread has a sawtooth hanger on the back for easy hanging!