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Yellow usually does the opposite for me, this is very a special bread.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e100% real bread that has been fully dehydrated before being soaked and coated in epoxy resin \u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003eto prevent mold.\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003eThis bread has a sawtooth hanger on the back for easy hanging! \u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Breadslug","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":45775662022978,"sku":"","price":90.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0755\/8633\/9138\/files\/DB141-01-BSW0-2023.jpg?v=1690476147"},{"product_id":"daily-bread-142-lame-lime","title":"Daily Bread #142 \"Lame Lime\"","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003elame lime loser time\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e100% real bread that has been fully dehydrated before being soaked and coated in epoxy resin \u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003eto prevent mold.\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003eThis bread has a sawtooth hanger on the back for easy hanging! \u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Breadslug","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":45775664185666,"sku":"","price":90.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0755\/8633\/9138\/files\/DB142-01-BSW0-2023.jpg?v=1690476175"},{"product_id":"daily-bread-143-bland-blue","title":"Daily Bread #143 \"Bland Blue\"","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eBoohoo bland blue. Whatcha gonna do, sue me? You are a piece of bread, you can't get legal representation in the US. Or can you? Can someone let me know? This bread knows more about the legal system than I do.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e100% real bread that has been fully dehydrated before being soaked and coated in epoxy resin \u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003eto prevent mold.\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003eThis bread has a sawtooth hanger on the back for easy hanging! \u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Breadslug","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":45775665135938,"sku":"","price":90.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0755\/8633\/9138\/files\/DB143-01-BSW0-2023.jpg?v=1690476198"},{"product_id":"daily-bread-144-vile-violet","title":"Daily Bread #144 \"Vile Violet\"","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eVile, vengeful, violent, and violet. This bread got violet paint on my yellow shirt :( it was one of my only (mostly) clean shirts left. This bread wants to ruin my wardrobe and ruin my life. Please get this bread away from me.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e100% real bread that has been fully dehydrated before being soaked and coated in epoxy resin \u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003eto prevent mold.\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003eThis bread has a sawtooth hanger on the back for easy hanging! \u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Breadslug","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":45775666643266,"sku":"","price":90.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0755\/8633\/9138\/files\/DB144-01-BSW0-2023.jpg?v=1690476220"},{"product_id":"daily-bread-167-summertime-makeup","title":"Daily Bread #167 \"Summertime Makeup\"","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThis is your sign to be bold with your makeup this summer. Don't be afraid to sweat it all off. Be like this bread, embrace the melted clown look.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e100% real bread that has been fully dehydrated before being soaked and coated in epoxy resin \u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\n\u003cspan\u003eto prevent mold\u003c\/span\u003e.\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003eThis bread has a sawtooth hanger on the back for easy hanging! \u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Breadslug","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":45775758262594,"sku":"","price":150.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0755\/8633\/9138\/files\/DB167-0-BSW0-2023.jpg?v=1690476998"},{"product_id":"daily-bread-171-cracking","title":"Daily Bread #171 \"Cracking\"","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eThe cracks have begun to show.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e100% real bread that has been fully dehydrated before being soaked and coated in epoxy resin to prevent mold.\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003eThis bread has a sawtooth hanger on the back for easy hanging! \u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Breadslug","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":45775764455746,"sku":"","price":75.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0755\/8633\/9138\/files\/DB171-0-BSW0-2023.jpg?v=1690477069"},{"product_id":"daily-bread-173-smooshed","title":"Daily Bread #173 \"Smooshed\"","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eUh oh, I think someone sat on this bread on the subway :\/ \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003e100% real bread that has been fully dehydrated before being soaked and coated in epoxy resin to prevent mold. All breads have a sawtooth hanger on the back for easy hanging! \u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Breadslug","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":45775769010498,"sku":"","price":200.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0755\/8633\/9138\/files\/DB173-0-BSW0-2023.jpg?v=1690477105"},{"product_id":"daily-bread-185-cheez-it","title":"Daily Bread #185 \"Cheez (It)\"","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003ca data-encoded-tag-name=\"meta\" data-encoded-tag-value=\"\" data-encoded-attr-charset=\"dXRmLTg=\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003ebox to a bread and be done with it. Then I saw this orange bread hanging on my wall of incomplete breads and said, \"wow this bread already looks like a giant Cheez It, it has the hole and everything\". This bread was one of the oldest breads on my incomplete wall (4 and a half months old). Over it, glad to be done with it forever.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e100% real bread that has been fully dehydrated before being soaked and coated in epoxy resin \u003ca data-encoded-attr-charset=\"dXRmLTg=\" data-encoded-tag-value=\"\" data-encoded-tag-name=\"meta\"\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003cspan\u003eto prevent mold\u003c\/span\u003e. This bread has a sawtooth hanger on the back for easy hanging!\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Breadslug","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":50926581711170,"sku":"","price":80.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0755\/8633\/9138\/files\/DB185-0-BSW0-2023_1.jpg?v=1750446662"},{"product_id":"daily-bread-191-just-no","title":"Daily Bread #191 \"Just, no.\"","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eNope, no thank you. Not today!\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e100% real bread that has been fully dehydrated before being soaked and coated in epoxy resin. This bread has a sawtooth hanger on the back for easy hanging!\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Breadslug","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":50926582333762,"sku":"","price":50.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0755\/8633\/9138\/files\/DB191-0-BSW0-2023.jpg?v=1750446734"},{"product_id":"daily-bread-201-i-gave-up","title":"Daily Bread #201 \"I Gave Up\"","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eI'm going to sleep.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e \u003cstrong\u003e100% real bread that has been fully dehydrated before being soaked and coated in epoxy resin \u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003eto prevent mold. This bread has a sawtooth hanger on the back for easy hanging!\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThis bread glows in the dark after being charged with \u003cstrong\u003eUV light.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Breadslug","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":50926582563138,"sku":"","price":100.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0755\/8633\/9138\/files\/DB201-01-BSW0-2023.jpg?v=1750446818"},{"product_id":"daily-bread-207-poop-smear","title":"Daily Bread #207 \"Poop Smear\"","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eI woke up and got out of bed at 2:30 am to bring you this bread. It's inspired by what happens when my cat gets a piece of shit stuck to her asshole hairs and then tries to get it off by scooting her ass on my floor.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e100% real bread that has been fully dehydrated before being soaked and coated in epoxy resin \u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\n\u003cspan\u003eto prevent mold\u003c\/span\u003e. All breads have a sawtooth hanger on the back for easy hanging! \u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Breadslug","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":50926583513410,"sku":"","price":80.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0755\/8633\/9138\/files\/DB207-0-BSW0-2023.jpg?v=1750446938"},{"product_id":"daily-bread-230-outside-forces-rapidly-encroaching-on-my-sense-of-inner-peace","title":"Daily Bread #230 \"Outside Forces Rapidly Encroaching on My Sense of Inner Peace\"","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe crescendoing drone is foreboding, and I'm just trying to like, exist.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e \u003cstrong\u003e100% real bread that has been fully dehydrated before being soaked and coated in epoxy resin \u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003eto prevent mold. All breads have a sawtooth hanger on the back for easy hanging! \u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Breadslug","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":50926585413954,"sku":"","price":120.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0755\/8633\/9138\/files\/DB230-0-BSW0-2023_4.jpg?v=1750447152"},{"product_id":"daily-bread-245-when-life-gives-you-bananas-monkey","title":"Daily Bread #245 \"When life gives you bananas, monkey\"","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eI am a monkey\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003eOn a rock, hurtling through a void\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003eWhere nobody told me why we are here\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003eAnd what becomes after.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003eAll I've heard is from other monkeys\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003eCumming and going\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003eIn the same exact fucking context.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003eMay as well monkey around.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e \u003cstrong\u003e100% real bread that has been fully dehydrated before being soaked and coated in epoxy resin \u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003eto prevent mold. This bread has a sawtooth hanger on the back for easy hanging! \u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Breadslug","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":50926594195778,"sku":"","price":200.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0755\/8633\/9138\/files\/DB245-0-BSW0-2023_3.jpg?v=1750447626"},{"product_id":"daily-bread-248-ack-ack","title":"Daily Bread #248 \"ACK ACK\"","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eACK ACKACK ACK ACK\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003eACKACK ACKACK ACK\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003eACK ACK ACK\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003eACK ACKACK\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e \u003cstrong\u003e100% real bread that has been fully dehydrated before being soaked and coated in epoxy resin \u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003eto prevent mold. All breads have a sawtooth hanger on the back for easy hanging! \u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Breadslug","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":50927216951618,"sku":"","price":120.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0755\/8633\/9138\/files\/DB248-01-BSW0-2023.jpg?v=1750472441"},{"product_id":"buddy-breads-daily-bread-252-and-253","title":"Daily Bread #252 and #253 Tenacious D Buddy Breads","description":"\u003cp\u003eThis is a two bread set!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eDaily Bread \u003c\/span\u003e\u003ca class=\"x1i10hfl xjbqb8w x1ejq31n x18oe1m7 x1sy0etr xstzfhl x972fbf x10w94by x1qhh985 x14e42zd x9f619 x1ypdohk xt0psk2 xe8uvvx xdj266r x14z9mp xat24cr x1lziwak xexx8yu xyri2b x18d9i69 x1c1uobl x16tdsg8 x1hl2dhg xggy1nq x1a2a7pz  _aa9_ _a6hd\" href=\"https:\/\/www.instagram.com\/explore\/tags\/252\/\" role=\"link\" tabindex=\"0\"\u003e#252\u003c\/a\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \"Formerly, The Kyle Gass Project\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003eDaily Bread \u003ca class=\"x1i10hfl xjbqb8w x1ejq31n x18oe1m7 x1sy0etr xstzfhl x972fbf x10w94by x1qhh985 x14e42zd x9f619 x1ypdohk xt0psk2 xe8uvvx xdj266r x14z9mp xat24cr x1lziwak xexx8yu xyri2b x18d9i69 x1c1uobl x16tdsg8 x1hl2dhg xggy1nq x1a2a7pz  _aa9_ _a6hd\" href=\"https:\/\/www.instagram.com\/explore\/tags\/253\/\" role=\"link\" tabindex=\"0\"\u003e#253\u003c\/a\u003e \"Master Exploder\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\"This next band asked me not to read this but GODDAMMIT, I'm going to read it anyway, because I wrote it, and it's the truth.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eI FUCKING LOVE THIS BAND. THEY ARE THE BEST BAND EVER. PERIOD.\"\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eLadies and gentlemen, \u003ca class=\"x1i10hfl xjbqb8w x1ejq31n x18oe1m7 x1sy0etr xstzfhl x972fbf x10w94by x1qhh985 x14e42zd x9f619 x1ypdohk xt0psk2 xe8uvvx xdj266r x14z9mp xat24cr x1lziwak xexx8yu xyri2b x18d9i69 x1c1uobl x16tdsg8 x1hl2dhg xggy1nq x1a2a7pz notranslate _a6hd\" href=\"https:\/\/www.instagram.com\/tenaciousd\/\" role=\"link\" tabindex=\"0\"\u003eTenaciousD\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e \u003cstrong\u003e100% real bread that has been fully dehydrated before being soaked and coated in epoxy resin \u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003eto prevent mold. 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